Holla ya’ll! We are well into January here in Philadelphia and you know what’s wonderful? Today we received our first snowfall. The snowfall itself is not actually all that wonderful, but the fact that it took so long to get here is pretty awesome. I mean winter is already like almost half over. I love
Category: Entrees
Thanksgiving Leftover Kentucky Hot Brown
Oh hai. Welcome to the Slutty Food Blog, where I like to take seemingly boring holiday leftovers and slut them up with a sinful cheese sauce and call it a Kentucky Hot Brown. Seriously though – I know these pictures don’t tell much of the story, but you will just have to trust me on
How to Brine a Turkey + Day-Of Schedule
So I almost bought this shirt to wear on Thanksgiving. Alllllllmost. Thanksgiving in my house is not about wearing dresses and tights and nice shoes and curling my hair. No. It’s about putting your eatin’-clothes on and vegging out. We don’t eat dinner at 1, or 2, or 3, or 4. We eat dinner at
National Nachos Day!
I don’t know about you, but I don’t need an excuse to eat nachos. Give ’em to me all day err day. But tonight, I am attempting to recreate the Holy Grail of Nacho Wonderland…. Distrito‘s nachos. I’ve got just about all the ingredients waiting for me at home, ready to throw together and devour
Macaroni and Cheese
So like. I just want to know when the heck I turned 35. When did this happen, and why do I not feel 35? I don’t believe that I’m 35. No, not me. I’m 26. At heart. It’s a funny thing to come to terms with your age. Before long I’ll be 40. I remember
Angel Hair with Garlic Sauce
Hey there fellow foodies. In case you noticed it, I’m sorry for my absence. My life has been taking over my life. Did that make sense? It did to me. Anyway. There’s a lot going on these days. But I need to get back to this blog, because I really love this blog, and I
Eggs Benedict Fries
Eggs Benedict Fries. Yes. They are A Thing. They should be A Thing on your menu for this week too. Because seriously. Why not?! Life is short. Eat the French fries, topped with creamy, tangy Hollandaise sauce, topped with a glorious poached egg, topped with smoked paprika and chopped chives. Eat them. Eggs Benedict Fries
Blue Duck’s Cheesesteak Nachos
Hello friends. As you know, I live in the Land of the Cheesesteak. I love cheesesteaks. You can hardly drive a mile in any direction in Philadelphia without passing a place where you can get a cheesesteak. Cheesesteaks are the bomb. These nachos were inspired by my favorite neighborhood restaurant, The Blue Duck. Back in
Ethan’s Rotini
Hey guys! So today I have a super duper really super healthy pasta dish for you! (Did you detect my sarcasm through your screen?) Really all I was being sarcastic about was the “healthy” part. This IS the slutty food blog, after all. Not the healthy food blog. There are enough of those. This is