So like. I just want to know when the heck I turned 35. When did this happen, and why do I not feel 35? I don’t believe that I’m 35. No, not me. I’m 26. At heart. It’s a funny thing to come to terms with your age. Before long I’ll be 40. I remember
Balsamic Garlic Bread
Y’all know who Tyler Florence is, right? I mean really, who doesn’t. ? He makes some pretty amazing food. I have a bunch of his cookbooks, and in one of those cookbooks he posted a recipe for the ultimate garlic bread. I tried it a few times and tweaked it a little bit, and I
Angel Hair with Garlic Sauce
Hey there fellow foodies. In case you noticed it, I’m sorry for my absence. My life has been taking over my life. Did that make sense? It did to me. Anyway. There’s a lot going on these days. But I need to get back to this blog, because I really love this blog, and I
Eggs Benedict Fries
Eggs Benedict Fries. Yes. They are A Thing. They should be A Thing on your menu for this week too. Because seriously. Why not?! Life is short. Eat the French fries, topped with creamy, tangy Hollandaise sauce, topped with a glorious poached egg, topped with smoked paprika and chopped chives. Eat them. Eggs Benedict Fries
Blue Duck’s Cheesesteak Nachos
Hello friends. As you know, I live in the Land of the Cheesesteak. I love cheesesteaks. You can hardly drive a mile in any direction in Philadelphia without passing a place where you can get a cheesesteak. Cheesesteaks are the bomb. These nachos were inspired by my favorite neighborhood restaurant, The Blue Duck. Back in
Ethan’s Rotini
Hey guys! So today I have a super duper really super healthy pasta dish for you! (Did you detect my sarcasm through your screen?) Really all I was being sarcastic about was the “healthy” part. This IS the slutty food blog, after all. Not the healthy food blog. There are enough of those. This is
Poutine
What’s poutine? This: Aw yeah that’s it. Poutine is this amazing plate of Canadian goodness (you can find the official definition here). We are talking about crispy fries, and a beefy brown gravy, and sweet, creamy cheese curds, and a bit of minced parsley on top cuz every plate should have some green on it.
Eggs Benedict Brunch Burgers
Hey ya’ll! Sorry it’s been a while. I’ve had some friends and family in town visiting which has been wonderful. Bonus: I think I’ve eaten four cheeseburgers in two weeks – three of which happened in the last four days. *insert googly-eyed emoji here* I have eaten so much food, so much good food, in
Chipotle Blue Cheese Bacon Burgers
I feel like I want to start every blog post with YOU. GUYS. It’s just that I get so excited about food, and I want to tell you all about it, and I want to begin it all by saying YOU GUYS. YOU. GUYS. If you could make only one kind of cheeseburger for the
Pimento Cheese
Earlier this year I discovered the amazingness that is pimento cheese. I went to Lexington for work and we went to this amazing little place to eat called Stella’s Kentucky Deli. I really went for the hot brown, but came away with a newfound love and appreciation for pimento cheese. (The hot brown was also