I had a massive craving for chocolate chip cookies recently, and went off to my Pinterest to see if I could find a recipe for one that wouldn’t necessarily require me to go out and buy anything special.  With chocolate chip cookies, I am partial to soft cookies – I am not much a fan of the crispy cookies.  I love a thick, soft, chewy cookie so, so much, and this is what I was craving.

So imagine my curiosity being piqued when I found a recipe for – not THE BEST!, but – //The Worst Chocolate Chip Cookies//.  Girlfriend starts her post by telling you that these cookies will ruin your life.  SAY NO MORE MY QUEEN, THAT SOUNDS LIKE MY KIND OF DANGER, I SHALL KEEP READING.

Here’s what I have to say about these chocolate chip cookies:

?  I love that I could make them without a stand mixer.

?  The cookie dough was, um, how do you say?  Oh yes.  EFFING AMAZING.

?  I was barely able to control myself once they came out of the oven.

?  My daughter was barely able to control herself once they came out of the oven.

?  Neither of us were able to control ourselves when trying to photograph them the following day.

I had her hold the plate for me while I photographed, and she lasted a whole 5.8 seconds before begging me to eat one, and I said sure, go ahead, only if I can take your picture.

I think my daughter’s face says it all, don’t you?

That would be actual footage of happiness caused by The Worst Chocolate Chip Cookies EVARRR.

Can’t let a single crumb slip through those fingers!

Listen.  They’re chocolate chip cookies.  You probably already have all the ingredients.  Make them.  And put extra chocolate chips on top before baking, like she says.  I wish I did.  It’s the only thing that could have possibly made them WORSE than they already were.  Next time.  ?